Kaylee, 27, (she/her). There is no rhyme or reason to this blog. Good luck.

 

sapphoismymuse:

sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”

sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes

sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”

and-fishing-equipment:

sorry but someone assuming you have “left a fandom” when you don’t post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

quinnspinkcamera:

when people are like “i didn’t come here to make friends” i’m like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like “your ex boyfriend did WHAT.”

seasonn:

peeta tried to save him and katniss by saying she had a baby, because he knew that would pull at the capitals heart strings. In a dystopian society, peeta mellark knew the capital would care more about a fetus than the real dying children . this sounds oddly familiar

hereforhappystucky:

So we all know the 75th Quell wasn’t just for Katniss now, right??

It was - get rid of Finnick, people tell him too much and like him too much

It was - get rid of Mags (she’ll volunteer to save anyone), she’s always been too much of a rebel and cares more about the tributes than the games (i.e. hiding Finnick from cameras)

It was - get rid of Beetee, we’re finally done with him (I want to know why he’s suddenly disposable though). But let’s make it as awful as possible and remind him every day what his son was feeling in his own last days

It was - get rid of Wiress (and also show the world what she’s become) because she never should have won (and we’ll show people what happens when you think you’re smarter than the Capitol)

It was - get rid of Johanna Mason, we killed everyone she loved and it didn’t break her enough so now we can’t control her

And of course, it was - get rid of those rebels from 12

But it wasn’t just punishment for Katniss. She had no idea how influential and volatile of a group they were.

Honestly, I feel like the 3rd Quell might have actually worked if the Capitol hadn’t decided to just send all the most rebellious and threatening victors into them. You can’t put 10+ people who rebelled in their own games back into an arena (and this time they’re all together) and expect it to go well for you???

batcavescolony:

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says “Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don’t expect it because I don’t think of District 12 as a place that cares about me” girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you’re a pillar of the community.

avioletmoonrise:

A text message that says: "Me when I drop my mortal enemy into a comically large vat of water filled with piranhas but I'm a good fish owner and didn't starve them so they don't eat the person", followed by an image of shocked PikachuALT

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

chronictranssexuality:

“you don’t owe anyone anything” You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

freakoutgirl:

Me when I catch myself thinking “I wonder what it’s like to be chosen by somebody” but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

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